Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Baby Dee and Josephine Foster at The Music Gallery


If you’re looking for something interesting and relatively inexpensive to do in Toronto, I highly recommend browsing through the Tickets for Sale on Soundscape’s website (or at Rotate This). The shows are pretty cheap ($10 - $20) and the lists are (largely) free of large label fodder and fresh-out-of-the-garage bands.

While checking out upcoming shows, I stumbled upon Baby Dee; a cabaret-style singer whose Dadaist lyrics are at times playful and nonsensical. At others, their simplicity transcends poetry (“justice is a worm eating a bird”). I spent an evening listening to “Little Window” and the gravity of her voice made it difficult to inhale. She reminds me of Nina Simone or Marlene Dietrich: it’s not the quality of her voice, but what it carries that is arresting. Weathered and unpolished, it lends gravitas to her painful, haunting songs.

Josephine Foster on the other hand, I had never heard of; which was sort of why I showed up roughly 15 minutes late for the opening act. Did I know that my late entranced would not go unnoticed in such a small venue? Yes. Did I imagine that it (along with creaking chairs, floors and bag rustling) would be viewed as a crime against humanity? No. A word of advice: the folks at The Music Gallery take their grade-C folk music very seriously. Show up on time.

But the upside of showing up late was walking in on Josephine Foster in the middle of a song: in the center of a dark church, lit by beautiful, soft light that perfectly complemented her hauntingly beautiful voice. Her pre-modern folk style was right out of the turn of the century: high pitched, full of ethereal operatic swells in the most unexpected places. As she strummed her guitar with her eyes closed, framed by the church’s rafters and backed by stained glass I almost expected to see wings extend behind her.

But, after 30 minutes or so, the magic wore off. Each one of her nearly-endless songs was virtually identical. And with all that repetition, those high-pitched swells began to sound like caterwauling. Desperate for somewhere else to focus my attention, I noticed that her clothes eerily mimicked her singing. Her hair was in a loose, messy top knot and her thin frame supported the loose, shapeless, colorless clothes you find in every sepia toned picture of mountain women from the period. Weird.

Eventually, intermission dawned. And as my eyes adjusted to the light I realized that if I had never heard of Josephine Foster, these people certainly had. The church was chock full of mousy-brown English Literature/Renaissance Art major types.

Almost on cue, the group next to me a group of girls began regurgitating one or another of the official opinions on one or another of the Oxford Classics. Their male friend piped in every now and again to offer a comment. I knew without asking that his name was Greg or Jon and that he will marry one of these women. The happy couple will wear lots of khaki and crocks and speak only in hushed monotone to their children.

The future of the others was here too: wan women in their forties who inevitably invoke the statement “I bet she has a lot of cats.” Thin women with their pelvises curled forward and their shoulders hunched well before their time, trying to dis-incarnate themselves. Kinda like Josephine’s music. That’s a metaphor.

If I had had any reservations about my sweeping stereotypes (I didn’t) my suspicions were founded when about ¼ of the crowd left after Josephine’s performance.

As soon as she sat down to play, I discovered that the best thing about Baby Dee is seeing her perform. A real musician, watching her is witnessing something so personal you feel you should look away: the eye-closing, head-nodding pleasure of conjuring the notes that resonate with those on your inside; the exposure of flesh, pale puckered and wobbly; squirming through chord progressions; ugly faces made in the throes of epileptic-esque ecstasy, climaxing and contorting there on the piano bench with guttural, staccato, goat like grunts. Like what Ian Curtis can’t Baby Dee can.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Doppel-Hirsch Dopplebock


Doppel-Hirsch
Doplebock
500 mL
Germany
7.2% ABV
Purchased March 28, 2010
$3.75
LCBO 595 Bay Street
A+

I’m having trouble putting the beer down to write the review. The first sip erupted in sweet, earthy goodness.

It even smells delicious. It pours amber with a big, tan foamy head that quickly dissipates. The nose is dark and fruity (raisin and plum) with a hint of toast and a little bit of alcohol (it is 7.2% after all).

It has the rich, textured flavor of a stout but it is light and creamy. The caramelized-malt flavor is prominent, and mixes well with the fruit and hint of toast before wrapping it up with a spicy finish.

The high alcohol content actually adds another dimension to the flavor and gives extra warmth to this already delicious beer. The mouth feel is a bit syrupy, but it is a dopplebock.

I can’t say enough good things about this beer. It is rich, multi-dimensional and nuanced. Everything a good beer should be. In a word, soothing. If you see it, pick it up. You won’t be disappointed.

Tusker Finest Quality Lager


Tusker Finest Quality Lager

Lager

500mL

Kenya

4.2% Alcohol

LCBO 595 Bay Street

I picked this up thinking “Ooh, I didn’t know Kenya made beer.” Turns out, I didn’t know that because Kenya doesn’t make good beer. This lager is watery, virtually flavorless and over-carbonated. And it smells just as cheap as it tastes. Not much better than Budweiser. One of the only times I’ve noticed I had some beer left and thought “damn it”.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Premium Spitfire Kentish Ale


Premium Spitfire Kentish Ale

Ale

500 mL

UK

4.5% ABV

LCBO 595 Bay Street

Purchased March 20, 2010

$3.25

F-

What is that smell? Metal? Ew. I taste it too. So gross.

Cobra


Cobra
Lager
330 mL
India
5% alcohol
LCBO 595 Bay Street
Purchased March 20, 2010
$1.90
F-

Yeah, its only $1.90. But you have to drink it. Blech. India’s version of Budweiser. ‘Nuff said.

Dry Hopped Christoffel Nobel


Dry Hopped Christoffel Nobel
European Strong Lager
330 mL
Netherlands
8.7% alcohol
LCBO 595 Bay Street
Purchased March 20, 2010
$2.35
A

My eye was attracted to Dry-Hopped Christoffel Nobel because of its nifty swing top bottle. I was thinking that it would be convenient if I wanted to save some of it for later. But, as it turns out, I had trouble putting it down.

I was already 3 or 4 sips into this delicious beer when I read looked for the alcohol content on the label. I was feeling a little more warm and fuzzy than usual, and found out why: 8.7% alcohol content. I was surprised to find that a lager had such a high ABV and even more surprised that I hadn’t tasted it at all. The most noticeable thing about this beer is not its alcohol content but its deliciousness.

It pours cloudy yellow with a big, frothy head. It is quite hoppy, almost like an IPA but sweet. The first not is strong, pale hops followed by sweet honey notes followed and a grassy/hoppy flavor that sort of sticks to the back of your palate in a good way. It has the low-levels of carbonation that you associate with a high ABV beer, but that is the only thing that gives it away.

Great beer. I really don’t have anything bad to say about this beer. I highly, highly recommend it.

Ochakovo Premium Lager


Ochakovo

Lager Premium

European Pale Lager

500 ml

Russian

4.5% alcohol

LCBO 595 Bay Street

Purchased March 20, 2010

$2.35


I could pretend that I sought out this beer because I knew that it was produced by the largest independent brewery in Russia and I wanted to check it out. But that just isn’t true. I picked up Ochakovo Premium Lager because it’s tall bottle and pull-off top caught my eye. I’m a sucker for gimmicks. Not just because they look cool, but sometimes because attention to detail is sometimes a sign of a quality product. And, as it turns out, I wasn’t wrong.


Normally, it isn’t my beer of choice but Ochakovo is pretty tasty for a crowd-pleasing Lager. There weren’t any surprises here. It poured slightly orange with a quickly-dissipating head. It had a pleasant fruity and malty aroma and the palate-cleansing mouthfeel of most lagers. The flavor was nuanced - It has a slight ester flavor and finished a bit hoppier than most (which I appreciated). But somewhere in the middle there, I tasted metal (which I did not appreciate).


This is a good session beer. It’s certainly better than Foster’s or Corona. But I would not go out of my way to buy it. Unless, of course, the LCBO and beer store happened to be out of Heineken, Pilsner Urquell and Grolsch. Then I might pick it up for a party as an interesting addition that would satisfy most tastes.